MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
I’m a Kindergarten teacher and today I was giving some kids their first writing lesson. Trying to make them write the letter “a” I kept saying “start here and it goes around. Around. Draw around, like that, yes, AROUND” and this one tiny little kid just sighed…
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
Because someone wanted this rebloggable
Mr. Mark Gatiss successfully giving me a heart attack.
New Girl, Best of Schmidt: Season 2 Episode 22 ‘Bachelorette Party’.
There you go ladies and gents, as if anything else wasn’t confirmation enough.
There’s greatness in you. But there’s none of an ounce of humility. You think that you can’t make mistakes, but there’s gonna come a moment when you realize you’re wrong about that - and you’re gonna get yourself and everyone under your command killed.