iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.


vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice



wwruska:

Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!


Lucy Liu for Emmy Magazine (April 2013)


damnsherlockwhathappened:

I’m a Kindergarten teacher and today I was giving some kids their first writing lesson. Trying to make them write the letter “a” I kept saying “start here and it goes around. Around. Draw around, like that, yes, AROUND” and this one tiny little kid just sighed…


Sherlock and Irene’s proposals



profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.


laugh-until-you-drop: Because someone wanted this rebloggable

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable


dudeufugly: https://twitter.com/arwelwjones/status/337594897261527040

dudeufugly:

https://twitter.com/arwelwjones/status/337594897261527040


reichenbach-zero: Mr. Mark Gatiss successfully giving me a heart attack.

reichenbach-zero:

Mr. Mark Gatiss successfully giving me a heart attack.


New Girl, Best of Schmidt: Season 2 Episode 22 ‘Bachelorette Party’.


bakerstreetbabes: dudeufugly: https://twitter.com/suevertue/status/337579242764255234 There you go ladies and gents, as if anything else wasn’t confirmation enough.

bakerstreetbabes:

dudeufugly:

https://twitter.com/suevertue/status/337579242764255234

There you go ladies and gents, as if anything else wasn’t confirmation enough.


There’s greatness in you. But there’s none of an ounce of humility. You think that you can’t make mistakes, but there’s gonna come a moment when you realize you’re wrong about that - and you’re gonna get yourself and everyone under your command killed.